The Character

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by John Schoneboom

The character was born in a state of disarray and abandoned, with only a tattered doll for company.

He soon realised that he was a naturally unpleasant sort of person, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into anal polyps and madness.

For a minute there, it looked like he was going to become a pop star and turn everything around. But no. False alarm. He died alone and somewhat purplish. But it's OK because well, perhaps it's not OK.
The character was born in a state of disarray and abandoned, with only a tattered doll for company.

He soon realised that he was a naturally unpleasant sort of person, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into anal polyps and madness.

For a minute there, it looked like he was going to become a pop star and turn everything around. But no. False alarm. He died alone and somewhat purplish. But it's OK because well, perhaps it's not OK.
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